A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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That's Racist

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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Gestapo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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