- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Why was Timmy sad?

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Chuck Norris died.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Looks through the peephole.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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