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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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