hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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im a selling a car

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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GONNA

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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whats long and black? a baton

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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