Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Barack Obama

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Homework.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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