Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

who eats pencils asians

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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