There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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123 Main street

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Lebron Traveled

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Good.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Alt F4

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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