- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes. Just Yes.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

Gestapo.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

Your mother is a man.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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