The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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