- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gestapo.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Yes. Just Yes.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

I'm going to Re-write History... History

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Your mother is a man.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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