This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Why? Because!

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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