why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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baby loves lalma

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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Smart Blondes

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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The Irish man was sober.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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