roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

stop it ryan vallee

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Hi Shelby!!

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

a catholic priest and a young boy

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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