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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

Knock Knock. Come in.

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What abou three times

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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