What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

What is a question?

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

I have no ideas.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Whats9+10 19

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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