A: Knock knock. B: <>

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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who farted your mother

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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Smart Blondes

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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