Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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Do you need any assistance?

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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