What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Sex. That is all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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