Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

The 19th Amendment

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

An iguana walks out of a bar

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

No it isn't.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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