What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Gestapo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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9/11

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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