- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Barack Obama

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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