Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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potatoes

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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