- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

Why was Timmy sad?

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

oh hiya come in

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

don't look behind you

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

Blonde Entrepeneurs

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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