- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Chuck Norris

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Hello

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

You just won the game...

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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