There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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whats better than 24................. 25

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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