a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

Sex. That is all.

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

This is my joke. funny

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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