- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

Why did the asian die? he was driving

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

Knock knock whos there punctuation

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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