- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

can't wait until the baby boomers die

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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