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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

whats better than 24................. 25

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

Do you need any assistance?

Chuck Norris.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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