- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Can you see this brett? Connor

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Gestapo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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