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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

People Eating Tasty Animals

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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