what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Barack Obama

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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