One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Gestapo.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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