Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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like for a handjob.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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hey

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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gay rights

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Penis jokes.

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Anti Joke

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