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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

Dick spice

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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