Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Women's sports

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Your mother

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Whats9+10 19

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Anti Joke

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