Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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