What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Woman's Rights.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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