- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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like for a handjob.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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whats better than 24................. 25

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

the jokes are repetitive on this site

gay rights

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

Penis jokes.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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