- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

Gabe Mercado

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

Hi Jacob You cool

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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