knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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