What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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