Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

im a selling a car

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Hey, we're both lawyers.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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