- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

World Peace

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

What is a question?

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Looks through the peephole.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Whats9+10 19

I have no ideas.

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