Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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World Peace

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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What is a question?

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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