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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Knock knock What

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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