I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Hi Shelby!!

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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gay rights

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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