why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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What is a question?

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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