a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

thumb_up thumb_down +25

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

thumb_up thumb_down +25

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Blonde Entrepeneurs

thumb_up thumb_down +25

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

thumb_up thumb_down +23

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

thumb_up thumb_down +23

don't look behind you

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

How do u shit With ur ass

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why did the asian die? he was driving

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops