Guess what? No.

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Penis!

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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