What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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BWAT

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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