What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Women's sports

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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