So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Woman's Rights.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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69, hahaha

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Your mom

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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