What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Your mother is a man.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Is this a chair?

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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poop

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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