- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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