- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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