dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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A blind man walks into a bar

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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women have rights

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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