Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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Anti Joke

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