Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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gay rights

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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