- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

What sucks?

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

knock knock

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

a catholic priest and a young boy

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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