- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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