Icecream

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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penis

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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