What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

OGC - tilt your head

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

brian mcgee is gay!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

Your mom

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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