How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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penis hehehehe

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Women's football

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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