What is next?

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

The Bible

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

YOLO

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Ryan Chang is funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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