What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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9/11

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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Your mother is a man.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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Turn around.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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