What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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