Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

Flab

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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