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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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