- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's brown and sticky? Poo

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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