So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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knock knock who's there?

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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i'm not gay

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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