What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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