There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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I can Nazi

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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women

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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Don't think of granny porn

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