A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Guess what? No.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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