math test 2=2

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baby loves lalma

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penis hehehehe

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Halo < COD

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Women's rights.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Anti Joke

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