What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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The Holocaust.

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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