Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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4/20.

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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Anti Joke

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