Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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4/20.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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The Holocaust.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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