what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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the WNBA

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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