Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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I'm not here.

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What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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The Holocaust.

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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