Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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The Holocaust.

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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4/20.

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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the WNBA

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Darude - Sandstorm

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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