What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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4/20.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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