Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Turn around.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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