"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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boobs

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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knock knock go away ok

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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