Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

i'm not gay

There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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