Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Chuck Norris

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Icecream

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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