What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

imadewords

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Sex. That is all.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

This is my joke. funny

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

hey bill!

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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