Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

The Holocaust

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Japan called... They need help.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

my mom raped yerr foot

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

I have no ideas.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

stop it ryan vallee

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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