- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Gabe Mercado

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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