Why did the asian die? he was driving

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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A Banana wrote this...

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Knock knock What

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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